Anybody Here Order Enzo…?

Besties Eamon & Enzo

aturally, when we saw the lad’s pic pop up on the social media feed for Greystones’s physio clinic Sparc, our first thought was, que carajo?!!

Messi & Fernandez celebrate 18DEC22

The guy who played a crucial role – alongside that Messi chap – in helping his native Argentina win the 2022 FIFA World Cup.

In Greystones.

Que carajo!!?

Quick as we could, we got in touch with Eamon over at Sparc in the Eire Óg Grounds, and we got a very, very definite no comment. The lad has clearly been sworn to secrecy.

And then we discovered that Enzo Fernández was seen on Friday afternoon, chomping down something healthy at The Happy Pear too, with the bould Eamon in tow.

So, eh, it’s true. One of the world’s finest, fittest and most feckin’ loaded footballers. In Greystones.

That the lad was in town the same weekend that one of the world’s finest, fittest and most feckin’ beautiful actresses, The White Lotus‘ Alexandra Daddario, was also holidaying in Greystones is enough to make your average gossip rag explode.

Naturally, this double-whammy visit saw a 26.5% increase in local property value this morning.